Custom apparel and swag—made just for you.
If you’re looking for boring, mass-produced, “everyone already has this” merch… this is not the place for you.
I design and print custom apparel and swag for people, businesses, podcasts, side hustles, passion projects, and whatever else you’ve got going on. If you can describe it (even badly), I can probably turn it into something wearable.
Start Your Own Merch
Here. Without the Headache.
Got a brand, podcast, or business and thinking,
“Merch would be a great idea…”
And then you get started and realize it’s way more than you bargained for and say “Hard Pass! Nope. I’m Out! Thanks, No Thanks.”
Here’s where I come in.
I work with affiliates (aka you) to:
- Create custom designs that actually fit your brand (not something overly generic)
- Set up a dedicated landing page for your products
- Handle printing and drop shipping directly to your customers (or to you, but we can chat how you want to do things)
So you get your own merch line… without stacks of boxes in your house or late-night packing sessions you immediately regret.
You focus on your thing. I’ll handle the part that involves work.
(Yes, I already do this for The Rabbit Hole Podcast. Yes, it works. Yes, it’s as easy as it sounds.)
How to Become an Affiliate
There’s no weird application process or secret handshake.
Just reach out.
We’ll chat, make sure it’s a good fit, and figure out what you need.
Simple. Human. No corporate nonsense. Just bring your sense of humor—I tend to make sarcastic comments.
Need A Logo?
I’ve got you covered. Reach out and let’s discuss next steps.
Shop What’s Already Made
I’ve got designs ready to go if you just want something fun without thinking too hard about it.
Pick your favorite, grab your size, done. Easy peasy.
Or Make It Yours
Like something but wish it was slightly different? Different color, different vibe, less chaos, more chaos—whatever. Don’t worry, you won’t hurt my feelings. I can do (almost) anything.
Or start from scratch and I’ll happily design something completely custom for you. No additional charge.
No templates. No cookie-cutter nonsense. Just your idea, brought to life.
Real Custom Examples
